Don't you wish you had superpowers?: Archive

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The first time you saw porn on tumblr

“Is this legal?!” Now its just like…

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"hey can i borrow -"

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When your parents used to count to 3 when you were...

Them: “ONE.” You: Them: “TWO.” You: Them: “THR-“ You: OKAY OKAY I’M SORRY OH MY GOD

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When I prove someone wrong...

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When someone tries to talk during my TV shows

: DID I ASK YOU TO SPEAK?

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When your friend asks you to hand over something... →

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that awkward moment when you don't know if a car...

i’m usually like

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damn-no-more-usernames: I have become Wade from Kim Possible. except without the amazing computer skills.

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Sneaky Music →

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Remember when "shut up" was a bad word? →

OH MY GOSH YOU SAID THE S WORD.!!!!! I was such a rebel.

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I'd rather be weird as fuck than be boring as...

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When your leg gets itchy in skinny jeans

ohhaaitscindy: FEATURED AT HEYFUNNIEST. FOLLOW NOW!

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That moment when you caught yourself thinking of...

epic-humor: gb: omg, a world without food ! don’t even joke bout that hahaha

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gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
 And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.

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